Some disturbing news from the New York Post over the weekend - granted, it could be complete fiction:
Actress Mary Lynn Rajskub of "24" wants to set the record straight - Rush Limbaugh has not bedded her, nor will he ever. "Last summer, I was on a panel about terrorism that [he] was moderating," the blonde tells FHM. "He said hello to everyone and kissed me full on the lips. I was like, 'Oh, that was odd.' Then the picture was on the Internet and people thought I was going out with him. He's brilliant and hilarious, but I wouldn't say I wanted to get it on with him!"Woah Ms. Lippy. I don't know about you, but I'd rather be a two-bit hooker than a Rush Limbaugh admirer. As Jack would say: "Damnit Chloe!!!!"