COLUMBUS SAFETY ON SATURDAY

Let your guard down for a second after seeing this, and that's how you end up with a knife in the back on Saturday...

By the way, how hilarious are Michigan's tips to safety:

"Avoid High Street, carpool to the game in a vehicle that doesn’t have Michigan plates, keep the wraps on Michigan clothing until inside the stadium, stay in groups, stay low-key and don’t fight, even if harassed."

How about just an e-mail from Mary Sue entitled: "Protect ya neck, kid!"