AIR GEORGIA LANDS IN HARLEM

Screw the NBA.

Ladies and Gentlemen: Former Michigan star Brent Petway is the newest member of the Harlem Globetrotters!

He'll be joined there by 7-foot-9 Sun Ming Ming, among others. In other words, the Globetrotters are basically nothing more than a circus now. But at least Petway never has to worry about losing again.

Anyone in the NYC area, let us know if you want to get in on some season tickets. They're going fast...