THIS CAN'T BE LIFE

When we heard Joakim Noah's sister is a model, our heads almost exploded.

I believe Varun's exact words were, "Yeah, and Grizzly Adams had a beard..."

How could a man resembling the Rat Monster from Scare Tactics possibly have come out the same uterus as a babe?

After seeing a picture of Yelena (below), the most disturbing part is that she's hot despite looking like her brother (we know, we cringed reading that too but it's true).

Who else has a hot sister we don't know about: Scottie Pippen? Randy Johnson? Sam Cassell? The possibilities are endless...

Editor's note: We are still in the process of finding pictures of Marco Belinelli's girlfriend, but there's a lot of misinformation out there, folks.