REALEST OF THE WEEK

A real flip for the ages from newly appointed New York Governor David Paterson.

Taking over for Eliot Spitzer, can't you picture everyone in the Democratic party handing out high-fives? "Black and blind?! That's gold, Jerry!"

Oh wait... he's a dirt bag too.

Right after being sworn in today, he and his wife admitted to the New York Daily News they've both had affairs.

(Update: Congrats to his wife, who just received the Carlos Boozer Award for the worst treatment of a handicapped person).

Ten bucks says a tranny comes forward in the next two days claiming to have had a 3-way with Paterson and a donkey in Tijuana. This should be fun.