4.30.2008

WETNESS IS THE ESSENCE OF BEAUTY

Seriously, somebody needs to stop Annie Leibovitz's reign of terror.

How can nobody say "no" to this woman? Is she slipping her subjects roofies before photo shoots or something?

First it was the LeBron and Gisele-"King King" cover. Then it was Miley Cyrus "nude". Her latest victim? Fellow UM alum Michael Phelps.

For a series of Disney ads, Phelps agreed to dress up like a mermaid, er, merman, in a Little Mermaid inspired shot. And for some reason we'll never understand, Phelps agreed.

Before you know it Mike, you're going to be dressed as a monkey smashing away bananas with cymbals.

Is this how you plan to make your country proud?

And with what?! Prancing around in your underwear with ya WEENA hangin' out!!!!!

You're dead to us, boy...

2 comments:

Forest said...

Well, I mean she probably is the greatest living portrait photographer.

Just sayin' is all …

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