Like his whole career, Joe Smith was a huge disappointment for the Cavs last night - going 0-6 from the field and scoring one measly point.

Want some insight into why the No. 1 overall pick of the 1995 NBA Draft has been such a collosal bust? Check out this quote on his oh-so-tough adjustment after the trade from Chicago to Cleveland.

"I'm a big Subway and Starbucks guy... I had a routine: venti vanilla latte on the way to practice or shootaround, and a Cold Cut Trio on the way home from lunch. There is nothing like that here. I live five minutes from the arena, but I feel like I'm in the middle of nowhere."

That's great, Joe: You're biggest concern on gameday is whether or not you get your orange mocha frappuccino.

LeBron must be counting down the days to free agency on his wall like Andy Dufresne.

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