A MESSAGE FROM KYLE KORVER

Hip Hop Marmalade spic and span,
Met you one summer and it all began.

You're the best girl that I ever did see,
The great Larry Bird Jersey 33.

When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet,
Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets.

Call me Willy Whistle cause I can't speak baby,
Something in your eyes went and drove me crazy.

Now I can't forget you and it makes me mad,
Left one day and never came back.

Stayed all summer then went back home,
Macaulay Culkin wasn't Home Alone.

Fell deep in love, but now we ain't speaking,
Michael J. Fox was Alex P. Keaton.

When I met you I said my name was Rich,
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch.