You knew it wouldn't take long for Dana Jacobson to clap back.

But just a day after Notre Dame head coach Charlie Weis was caught on video saying "To hell with Michigan!", the ESPN First Take host and UM alum lost her shit again over the Irish - this time on national TV.

You could tell something was off during the first segment when she mumbled something about Don Killuminati and the 7 Day Theory, but nothing prepared viewers for what came off the first commercial break.

Said Jacobson:

"Now when I came out, I told you it was just about Touchdown Jesus. Then everybody had to open their mouth with a mother f*cking opinion!!!

Well this is how we gonna' do this:
f*ck Charlie, f*ck Jimmy, f*ck Notre Dame as a staff, record label, and as a mother f*cking crew!!! And if you want to be down with Notre Dame, then f*ck you too!!!

Chino XL, f*ck you too!!! All you mother f*ckers, f*ck you too!!!"

Luckily ESPN was able to cut away before she got to the part about how her fo-fo will make sho' all Weis' kids don't grow.

Regardless, all hell has broken loose on this rivalry. Let's just hope it doesn't result in people getting gunned down. Then again, we can't really see this ending any other way at this point...

And just for the record, Chino XL just can't catch a break.


Anonymous said...

What's funny is you probably don't even know who was Weis was referencing...

Anonymous said...

yeah, good one...

Anonymous said...


Typical Michigan "fans", aka Wal-Mart Wolverines