"WHO YOU CALLIN' A BITCH?!?! YOU... BITCH"

Yeah, we said it.

Suge Knight's transformation from most feared gangster in the rap world to celebutard is now complete after he got pummeled outside an LA night club a couple nights back.

Don't worry Suge, you're in good company; Karma's also a bitch... guess it just takes about 15 years to kick in.

By the time you read this, we'll probably be hanging upside down off a balcony or gunned down on the Vegas Strip.

You know where to send your condolences: 45th St. and Blah Blah Ave.

- Real