In conjunction with our sponsor T-Mobile, we recently caught up with ousted San Antonio guard Manu Ginobili and shamelessly got his Fave 5 Floppers of All-Time.
Oddly enough, Ginobili's command of the English language appears about as poor as Borat's. Who knew?
5. Fabricio Oberto
Me and Fabricio go way back. Funny story. This one time, as children, he stood in for charge against me. I flail my arms and knock Fabricio's tooth out. He say: "Lesson learned Manu, I do like you from now on."
4. Anderson Varejao
How do you say? He like a brother from another mother, that one. I love the way he grows hair out to draw charge call. Before I lose hair, this was key to my game. Look, he even flop on own teammates!
3. Reggie Miller
Reggie is innovator. That leg kick he do during 3-point shot? Is nothing like that in soccer. I still trying to perfect that.
2. Manu Ginobili
I don't want sound cocky - but no one in league can touch me right now. No really, they can't. Am I worried about fine next year? Is joke, right? Timmy already say he pay for all my fines next year. David Stern is a boob.
1. Vlade Divac
I not be in NBA if not for Vlade. He made me and countrymen realize we can play here with inferior talent by falling down every play. I actually cry during 2002 playoffs when Vlade face Shaq. Vlade look like ballerina on basketball court. Was beautiful.
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