REALEST OF THE WEEK

In case you missed it, there's a real moving story on David Garrard's journey to his recent 7-year, $60 million dollar contract in ESPN The Magazine.

And no one's happier for David (er, herself) than his wife, Mary.

Commenting on the disastrous end to his 2006 season, Mary had this to say about her man: "It would have been really hard for me to hitch my cart to a guy who ended the season like Dave did in 2006."

Gee, not exactly 'til death do us part material is it?

Even better: After his 32-yard, fourth down run against the Steelers in the playoffs to seal his mega-millions deal, Garrard called up his wife in very Jerry MaGuire-esque fashion.

But instead of telling her man how much she loved him or sobbing uncontrollably, Mary had just one thing to say:

"KA-CHING! KA-CHING! KA-CHING!..... YEAHHHHHH MOTHA F*CKA!!!"

OK, just the first part.

But you know what we call that here at The Realests? A Project Bitch. We should all be so lucky, David.

Cue the Ca$h Money Billionaires: