Drunk Wizards

Man, and we all thought these kids were innocent. Given the success of the Harry Potter movies, it's only expected that this day would come. Do you think Harry is in the bathroom snorting lines of coke? Is Ron Weasley mainlining heroin with the chefs in the kitchen? Do they all buy their smack from Voldemort?

I guess that none of this is really a surprise. We all expected these kids to be junkies by the time they hit puberty anyway...


We know you think she's hot.... pervert.