We really lit a fire under the ass of our readers of late, especially Florida State fans. Well for all you haters out there, we have an announcement to make:

Our blog is worth 27 grand.

That's right. We said it: $27,000.

How did this site come up with that number? Who the hell cares?

We're rich bitch!!!!

On a side note: To the guy who asked us to name a Florida State player that has been arrested this century, we present these archived stories on Ernie Sims and A.J. Nicholson - two of Tallahasee's finest. Oh yeah, and we almost forgot the Lorenzo Booker incident - at least they decided to keep it "in house" that time!

P.S. If you'd like to get ahold of The Realests tonight to congratulate us, we'll be at the 40/40 Club. Ask for the guys Making It Rain in the VIP lounge.

Eat it Bowden!

Suck on that Sterger!


Anonymous said...

I make $27,000 in my sleep, you two little Picklesmootchers need to renew your Cafe Risque cards so you can figure out where in the hell your mom ended up.

Anonymous said...

You guys have obviously spent too much time in Mom's basement with that creepy old man next door. I realize those "touching" games scarred you, but help IS available.

Forest said...

Guys -

Looking at this prick's website leads me to believe that Dane Carlson has made the internet's equivalent of Who's Who - that service that "chooses" people to write about but won't publish without a small fee.

Ah, well. I like your blog $27,000 worth anyways.


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Little doubt, the dude is completely fair.