8.13.2007

SHANE BATTIER: OFFICIALLY WHITE

We've been poking fun at Shane Battier's whiteness for years now, but the former Dukie has taken it to a whole new level with this YouTube clip of him doing country karaoke:



Sugar Shane has now catapulted over Wayne Brady as the second-whitest black person in America:

5. Kevin Frazier: How can a self-respecting man work for ET?
4. Richard Jefferson: Ugh, we hate that bubble tattoo!
3. Wayne Brady: Was #1 until he made this
2. Shane Battier: Sorry Shane, we got nothing but love for you
1. Michael Jackson: Boo!

8 comments:

Ed said...

As a Memphis resident I coulda told you this shit 4 years ago. ON the upside though, there isn't much chance of him chaining a pit bull to car axel in the backyard of his mansion

Anonymous said...

you idiots know that battier is half white, right?

Anonymous said...

Battier is half white. His mom is white and dad is black. You guys are idiots. Mixed people don't count.

genkiboy said...

"Forever in Blue Jeans" is by Neil Diamond, who is not a country singer but is still very, very white.

Anonymous said...

Hey Morons have you checked out Wayne Brady on Chapelle Show. It's all an act! I guess when black people speak well and act proper they are white.

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Anonymous said...

Oprah speaks well, Jordon speaks well, Obama speaks well, Dr. Cornell West speaks well, Dr Bill Cosby speaks well, Kerry Washington speaks well, Stuart Scott speaks well, Michael Eric Dyson speaks very well, Tavis Smiley speaks well, Juan Williams speaks well, TD Jakes speakswith a lisp but he uses proper grammar. My point is that line has played out. Speaking well is not a sign of not being black. It goes a lot deeper than grammar my friend

Horseracing Bookmakers said...

I am such a big fan of Shane Battier and even though I did not like that change at all, I always wish him the best