8.31.2007

PHIL KNIGHT IS AN EVIL DICTATOR

Phil Knight must be stopped. Not from sweat-shop labor and children working in textile factories and iron smelts, but from ruining uniforms forever.

Knight annihilated his alma mater last year, with this disastrous four-uniform, three-helmet attack (left). Not satisfied, he also designed a new redonkulous helmet for the Ducks before their appearance in the Las Vegas Bowl (right):



This season, Knight has destroyed what was left of the state by introducing the bro/manzier look at Oregon State (left) and dropping acid while designing Portland State's new helmet (right):



Thankfully, Michigan is ditching Nike for Adidas after this year. The question is: Will it be too late?

(Note: A big thanks to Paul Lukas' Uni Watch, which boggles the mind with the amount of research put into each piece)

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