8.09.2007

DOWN WITH L.A. RAG MAG

Let us start off by saying we normally don't address internet rumors.

But the latest gossip coming out of L.A. is so salicious we feel obligated to respond.

Via the AOL Fanhouse, the most recent pathetic celebrity blog - L.A. Rag Mag - is "reporting" that Jessica Alba has genital herpes... and got it from none other than The Captain, Derek Jeter:

Jessica Alba (before she was Jessica Alba) used to date Derek Jeter, the serial celebrity dater, who plays for the NY Yankees. Well, our source who worked for one of their camps, had to refill her Valtrex prescription for her on a regular basis! Guess who she got it from…that’s right… dirty Derek Jeter.

This might be the most vicious celebrity gossip since it was rumored Richard Gere went to the hospital after sticking a gerbil up his ass.

Let's hope this ends in a multi-million dollar lawsuit and Jessica remains in the spank bank where she belongs.

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