Phil Knight must be stopped. Not from sweat-shop labor and children working in textile factories and iron smelts, but from ruining uniforms forever.
Knight annihilated his alma mater last year, with this disastrous four-uniform, three-helmet attack (left). Not satisfied, he also designed a new redonkulous helmet for the Ducks before their appearance in the Las Vegas Bowl (right):
This season, Knight has destroyed what was left of the state by introducing the bro/manzier look at Oregon State (left) and dropping acid while designing Portland State's new helmet (right):
Thankfully, Michigan is ditching Nike for Adidas after this year. The question is: Will it be too late?
(Note: A big thanks to Paul Lukas' Uni Watch, which boggles the mind with the amount of research put into each piece)
8.31.2007
PHIL KNIGHT IS AN EVIL DICTATOR
Posted by The Realests at 9:23 AM
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It is not reliable and the result have been too insignificant for this theory to be fact. A lot of companies liked to stay neutral, and no one could say exactly what the benefit would be. Vince Gill has made it a long way from his hometown of Norman, Oklahoma, which is where he started shaping and molding his famed music career. His studies on music and technology had been given in a lecture at the Yamaha head office in Hamamatsu, Japan. Get off at exit 80B, which is Hwy 441 North (Orange Blossom Trial).
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