8.07.2007

REALEST OF THE WEEK

We've got to tip our cap to former Florida Law School student Jason Paul Rojas, an attorney that was just suspended from the Florida Bar for 60 days for housing Florida State's 1993 & 1999 Waterford Crystal trophies from winning the national title those years.

Rojas, 30, stored one of the trophies in a white plastic garbage bag at home and the other was kept in a storage facility. OK, so the guy wasn't exactly a mastermind.

But let's just call it poetic justice that any team led by Peter Warrick would get its trophy jacked. We're also sorry to the see the justice system has failed in this case with a cruel and unusual punishment - how's dude supposed to get a job after getting suspended over a frat prank?

Wouldn't it have been enough to make this guy defend all the FSU players that get arrested over the next year?

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

wow, you're a moron.

"We're also sorry to the see the justice system "

huh????

Anonymous said...

you are an idiot

Anonymous said...

wow whoever wrote this is an idiot...

Anonymous said...

Obviously you haven't been looking at all the media stories about UF's football legal problems this year: shootings, beatings, theft, etc. FSU looks like choir boys compared to UF's troubles.

Anonymous said...

It'd be more work for him to have to defend all of the Gators that get arrested over the next 12 months...Wasn't it 12 that were arrested in about 5 months?

Anonymous said...

The blog is the perfect example of why blog's will never be considered journalists. You are a moron. Must be a Gaytors fan.

Anonymous said...

Nah, Just make him defend all those gators that have already been arrested this year. That should let Rojas bill for over time pay.

Anonymous said...

The realests? More like the real dumbasses. Can you morons even name an FSU player that has been arrested in this century?

Anonymous said...

You two are typical Jortkings...nuff said

Anonymous said...

A frat prank? if the guy was in a frat at thirty, hes a dumbass. almost as bad you guys who wrote this crap. 60k in Crystal would have landed any joe shmoe behind bars, the Judge must have been a Gayt as well.

Anonymous said...

wow, just plain ignorant...definitely had to be criminal gator fans themselves.

Anonymous said...

Wow. You really stirred up a big pot of buttnoles here with this post. Humorous as it may be, the bob won't be around forever to grease the palms of every cop in the state, and the holes should worry about their own prison that they run up in tallahassee, not those who are their betters.

Anonymous said...

sir you are not black do not try & speak black.....

when jacken you don't get caught!!!!!~^~.... so go & use police records likes resumes... bet you have already put vick behind bars.... damn & people used to own peolpe in the counrty...

& the azz the took my noles trophies only loses his job 4 60dayz.....

Anonymous said...

Dude...

This guy is a fucking hero. I don't care if he is a puerto rican...I would let him pound me in the ass (any day).

Anonymous said...

Oh...and I hear he rolls with Natty Ice.

Anonymous said...

I will piss on your couches.

Love,
PORTER-Rican

Anonymous said...

Next you're gonna say he rolls with Levi Brown. Come on. What is with you people? Puerto Ricans, Michael Vicks, Levi Browns, and Natty Ices....YOU ARE CONQUERED BITCH...

http://thesportingorange.blogspot.com/2007/08/jason-paul-rojas-gator-nation-hero.html

Anonymous said...

That's nuthing. I'm the guy, behind the guy, behind the guy, and you are all wrong. You wanna know the real story. Ask Porter.