COMING SOON: HAYWOOD-THOMAS IV

Excellent work by Dan Steinberg of the DC Sports Bog speaking with Brendan Haywood about his hissy fits with Etan Thomas. Steiny refers to the post as "Brendan Haywood Speaks." We've dubbed it "The Vagina Monologue."

We've always wondered what actually takes place in a fight between a player labeled as soft and another that is a peace activist. Personally we think it's just a lot of hair pulling and bitch slapping (obviously Hay-maker doing the former and Etan the latter). But wouldn't that make for a great YouTube clip?

We love this game! Or is it, It's fan-tastic! Or is it, These guys are good! Oh fuck it...