A WIN FOR WO/MANKIND!!

Yesterday was a historic day. Anucha Browne Sanders won her lawsuit against Isaiah Thomas and MSG and the jury awarded her $11.6 million in damages. That's a lot of money. A lot of money. As an individual person, that might almost be too much money. I mean what do you do with it?

Well, here's the good news. Anucha Browne Sanders said that she didn't win the money for herself. She said that she won it for every single working woman in the United States and every working man that doesn't call his female employees "bitches" and "hos." That's a lot of people. The Bureau of Labor Statistics puts the total current work force at 152.9 million people. Let's say that of those people, 5% have called a female employee a bitch or a ho. That's about 30 million people. So, Anucha Brown Sanders won her $11.6 million for the 120 million people out there that are generally good people. That means that every non-sexist worker in the United states should be receiving a check for $.10 from Browne Sanders soon.

I demand my money now!!