It's quite possible that I have suffered a complete meltdown after watching the 52-7 thrashing of the Redskins and am no longer capable of a cohesive thought, but I think I just witnessed a YouTube sensation in the making on ESPNEWS.

Here is Qadry Ismail explaining why the Patriots didn't pull their starters sooner in Sunday's blowout win. Believe it or not, this is a word-for-word transcript:

Mike Hill: So they’re trying to make a statement before the statement of next week. Is that what you’re trying to say?

The Missle: They could be stating the statement about the statement of having an understated game. So to avoid the understated game they will make a statement type game on a stage where statements are needed to be made.

Mike Hill: Man, what state are you from? What are you saying, now? What are you talking ‘bout?

Wow. We'll take a clip of that any day over 15 laterals.

Let's just stick to the script, shall we Qadry?


Anonymous said...

wasn't he the rocket?

Cameron said...

no he was the missile ... and looks like Vagina face made it http://www.realgm.com/src_wiretap_archives/48835/20071029/pacers_sign_courtney_sims_to_contract/