As The Lox said, those are the only three things you need in this life.

We've had the money locked down since we signed up for Google Adsense. And now the power and respect is following closely behind.

It's about fuckin' time.

Yesterday was a monumental day for us at The Realests, as we got a unique shout out from Brian over at MGoBlog and, more importantly, were ranked among the Top 100 Most Influential Sports Blogs.

Aside from making the world a much realer place, what exactly is influential about our sports blog? Well that's easy. I mean, we're leading the league in at least 6 statistical categories right now: Best flow, most consistent, realest stories, most charisma, I set the most trends and my interviews are hotter (if you have no idea what we're talking about, click here).


As for concerns that we're going to change now that we've hit it big, that's nonsense. Varun's doing suicide drills on the sidewalk right now. And as always, you can expect the same level of self-promotion and indulgence as before - if not more.

P.S. We're still ranked behind way too many dickriders that use the term "internets" in every other blog post.

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