T-MINUS 21 HOURS TILL THIS GUY IS FIRED

Lamar Thomas, meet the new dumbest color guy in sports, Dave Lapham:

Rule #2 about being on-air (behind never encouraging an on-field brawl): Never, ever, under any circumstance use the word rape.

Whoops:



Now people are coming out of the woodwork to say Lapham used the phrase "face raked" instead of "face raped." I'm sure that will be his defense when this becomes a monster controversy over the next week. It'll probably even end up in a lawsuit that's decided by instant replay.

Whatever. The ruling on the field is that the dude said rape. Have fun overturning that.

It's 3 A.M. There's no way he makes it through the day with his job intact.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, See ya!

(Props to Awful Announcing for this find)