You have no idea how pumped we are for tomorrow night. As NBA super fans, we seriously doubt anyone appreciates 5 hard-fought minutes of basketball a night more than The Realests.
Forget what the so-called experts have predicted about this upcoming NBA season - it's time for we break down the 2007-08 season like woah:
WEEZY F. BABY'S PICKS
Eastern Conference Playoff Seeds:
1) Boston Celtics
I hate Boston, but KG is gonna tear through the East
2) Chicago Bulls
After thumping Heat in playoffs, time to take next step
3) Washington Wizards
Can't have the playoffs without some hibachi
4) Detroit Pistons
The Pistons will just keep slipping a little bit until they decide to blow this thing up
5) Cleveland Cavaliers
No Pavlovic, no Varejao and Hughes will miss half the season with a boo-boo on his finger again
6) New Jersey Nets
The Michigan football of the league - middle of the pack, same as always
7) Miami Heat
Will make the playoffs solely on Dwyane Wade's greatness
8) Orlando Magic
Dwight Howard is about to take over the title of Best Big in the league
Eastern Conference Finals: Chicago Bulls over Boston Celtics
Western Conference Playoff Seeds:
1) Dallas Mavericks
Great at winning when it doesn't count... Eddie Jones should put the Mavs over the top this year - yeah right
2) Phoenix Suns:
... So should Grant Hill (note dripping sarcasm)
3) Utah Jazz
Is the Northwest Division (DEN, MIN, POR, SEA, UTAH) the new Atlantic Division?
4) San Antonio Spurs
Wake this team up in June, but Bowen can't wait to kick Wally in the face
5) Houston Rockets
Yaosers, it's time to play more than 50 games in a season!
6) Golden State Warriors
If they deal for Artest, immediately move to #2
7) Denver Nuggets
Too many headcases - I forsee a massive implosion and a huge feud between AI and George Karl
8) L.A. Lakers
Wonder if Zen Master knows how to say "early exit" in Mandarin by now...
Western Conference Finals: San Antonio Spurs over Dallas Mavericks
NBA Finals: San Antonio Spurs over Chicago Bulls
MVP: The King!
Everyone else on this team should be in the D League
Coach of the Year: Reggie Theus
We've all seen what he can do...
Breakout Player: Julie Conner
A more athletic J.J. Redick, she's going to spread zone defenses with that 3-ball
Most Overrated Player: Allen Iverson (Runner-up: Paul Pierce)
Notice how the 76ers got better w/o him?
Rookie of the Year After Durant: Acie Law IV (Runner-up: Courtney Sims)
Law & Joe Johnson are a solid start for our 2015 purchase of the Hawks (Sims is signed!)
Biggest Rookie Bust: Brandan Wright
Unless he learns how to fly with those ears... then all bets are off
Knicks Record: 40-42
Isiah will never coach a winning team - never!!!!!!!!
T'Wolves Record: 17-65
Will squeak by worst record ever (9-73) after playoff seeds are locked in
Kobe's Destination: L.A. Lakers
V. DOT'S PICKS
Eastern Conference Playoff Seeds:
1) Chicago Bulls
Baby Bulls are all growns up
2) Boston Celtics
Big 3 is all it takes to get the 2 seed in the East
3) Washington Wizards
Agent Zero back with a vengeance this year
4) Detroit Pistons
Shades of 2004... Be afraid, be very afraid
5) Cleveland Cavaliers
Biggest let down of the season
6) Miami Heat
Ricky D works his magic
7) New Jersey Nets
Loss of Mikki Moore will take a while to heal
8) Orlando Magic
A max contract on Rashard still gives you an 8 seed
Eastern Conference Finals: Detroit Pistons over Boston Celtics
Western Conference Playoff Seeds: (with accompanying rhyme time)
1) Phoenix Suns
1st seed - Nash's nose bleed
2) Dallas Mavericks
Mental headcases; hide the shoelaces
3) Utah Jazz
Deron; not quite LeBron
4) San Antonio Spurs
Popovich? What a bitch!
5) Houston Rockets
Rick Adelman? I'm no fan!
6) Golden State Warriors
Hello fellas, this is Monta Ellis...
7) Denver Nuggets
The altitude is high, good for AI
8) L.A. Lakers
Bynum time-um
Western Conference Finals: San Antonio Spurs over Dallas Mavericks
NBA Finals: Detroit Pistons over San Antonio Spurs
MVP: LeBron James
He's a jerk, but very good at basketball; he might be on the juice
Coach of the Year: Doc Rivers
He's a doctor in coachology!
Breakout Player: Jason Maxiell
Time to shine with playing time!
Most Overrated Player: Luis Scola
Heard waaaaaaaay too much about him already
Rookie of the Year After Durant: Kevin Durant
He's that good
Biggest Rookie Bust: Greg Oden
0 games played
Knicks Record: 25-57
What a disaster
T'Wolves Record: 1-81
YOU NEVER TRADE AWAY RICKY D!
Kobe's Destination: Miami Heat
10.29.2007
NBA 2007-08 REALESTS PREDICTIONS
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wow you do not know anything bout basketball bulls bein number one wow they arnt even in the playoffs and Allen Iverson most overrated player in the league wow rookie of the year mvp eastern conference champion all-star mvp twice and you didnt put the celtics number one wow who are you you have no knowledge bout basketball so just shutup
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