10.24.2007

NORTHWESTERN: DISGRACE OF NCAA HOOPS

Congratulations to Mr. Marbury and TacoBellManager, who correctly answered that NORTHWESTERN is the only BCS school never to make the Big Dance.

Although if you just looked it up on Wikipedia, are props really deserved? I guess not.

For a full (albeit outdated) list of schools waiting for their first bid, click here.

Anyway, the fact this isn't up there with "The Buccaneers have never returned a kick return for a TD" is inexcusable. It should be announced before every home game as self-flatulence (yeah, we said it, self-flatulence... not to be confused with self-flagellation... I mean, that'd just be stupid) until they qualify.

This is beyond pathetic. Michigan basketball is pathetic. This is altogether impotent.

TacoBellManager was also correct about Holy Cross. They won the whole thing in 1947. Kind of crazy to think we have as many b-ball titles as Holy Cross.

2 comments:

Owen Good said...

"Self-flatulence?" Dude, do you mean self-flagellation? I'd like to see someone pull of flatulence that takes place outside of their own butthole. That'd be like butt ventriloquism.

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