Predictability of Print

We hope everyone gets a chance to see this post before tomorrow morning, when it becomes even clearer that we are prophets.

This is just one example of print journalism's predictability and repetitive nature that has it in a downward spiral.

We guarantee to find you many articles on the Masters with this lead:

"First, Phil Mickelson couldn't win a major. Now, he can't stop winning them."

Hopefully this makes Phil as mad as us, and he responds by quoting Jay-Z's "La La La" with Beanie Siegel by his side:

"Get a pen, I can tell you pricks my plans for the future
I'll never make the news again, my man'll shoot ya"


No one hates shitty sports writers more than Woodley ...