Realest of the Week

Tank Carter, brother of Pittsburgh Steelers player Tyrone Carter. As the story goes, Tank skipped his due date in jail to attend the Super Bowl and party with Snoop Dogg. In actuality, the tale is not that simple (Tank's jail date was Jan. 6, an entire month before the Super Bowl).

No matter. Tank still deserves this award for getting 4.5 more years in jail for not showing up on time and then saying he has no regrets.

Let's see if Tank still has no regrets after getting butt-fucked for a couple years....

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